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Friday Night at the Twitch Bar

by the British IBM

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1.
It’s Friday Night it’s 8pm Staring down the barrel of another long weekend Heading to the Twitch bar tonight Some semicolons and a beer will put me right Electron Greg is here again With an animation that tells you where and when One hundred messages go by Congratulations on the words that you just typed It’s Friday Night at the Twitch Bar And everybody knows your user name It’s Friday Night at the Twitch Bar And everybody’s so glad that you came And who’s behind that wonky door Is it MJ is it Rishi? Make the call And I think it’s that time God’s Front Porch is on the line It’s Friday Night at the Twitch Bar And everybody knows your user name It’s Friday Night at the Twitch Bar And everybody’s so glad that you came And I won’t drink across the street There’s people in the YouTube bar I never want to meet I think I’m happiest right here I’m eight songs in I think I’ll have another beer It’s Friday Night at the Twitch Bar And everybody knows your user name It’s Friday Night at the Twitch Bar And everybody’s so glad that you came
2.
California 03:04
Drinks like a sailor, smokes two packs a day Never seems to care what anyone else has to say And the weather brings me down And the darkness brings me down I wanna live in California Where the kerbside smoking makes it easier to breathe But I’m still hanging round in the same old town Oh I’m still hanging round with the same old crowd You get the feeling's gonna be that kind of day The kind where nothing ever seems to really go your way And the weather brings me down And the darkness brings me down I wanna live in California Where the kerbside smoking makes it easier to breathe But I’m still hanging round in the same old town Oh I’m still hanging round with the same old crowd I wanna live in California Where the kerbside smoking makes it easier to breathe But I’m still hanging round in the same old town Oh I’m still hanging round with the same old crowd Oh I’m still hanging round with the same old crowd
3.
I was there when your heart stopped beating I watched the line go flat And all I heard was the sound of static As you faded to black All of a sudden I can’t breathe and And it’s a long way back All of a sudden I can’t breathe and And it’s a long way and it’s a long way back Every day is the first day of your life Until it’s not It’s a cliche you can’t stand but But it’s all I’ve got All of a sudden I can’t breathe and And it’s a long way back All of a sudden I can’t breathe and And it’s a long way and it’s a long way back And if you try to be something that you’re not You’ll never see Past the lies that form on your lips And fall so gracefully All of a sudden I can’t breathe and And it’s a long way back All of a sudden I can’t breathe and And it’s a long way and it’s a long way back
4.
Comments like water dry up in the sun Code that means nothing until somebody hits run A small coffee table commits to the wait Of a dozen books or more that carry your name Declare yourself a failure in every success you’ve had Because if Charlie Sheen was winning then maybe life’s not so bad Because this time there’s been worse times The radiator’s empty there’s no heat again And the amp’s still broken so don’t you pretend That the clone of a video game that you always play Is the thing that you needed to help you escape Declare yourself a failure in every success you’ve had Becuase if Charlie Sheen was winning then maybe life’s not so bad because this time there’s been worse times But I don’t know what you know And I won't go where you go When you declare yourself a failure in every success you’ve had Because if Charlie Sheen was winning then maybe life's not that bad And it’s a longer conversation to remind yourself of the fact That this time there’s been worse times Yeah this time there’s been worse times
5.
Call it fate Call it luck Call it anything Call it anything you want But when you were just a kid time didn’t move like this When you were the king of everything And all you need Is all you’ve got And all have Is all you’ll ever want And as the world caves in you still, remember when You were the king of everything You’ve got a little secret in your heart And it’s tearing time apart When you were just a kid time didn’t move like this When you were the king of everything
6.
Gasoline 02:15
I’ve been drinking gasoline And I know exactly where I’ve been And it’s not over till it’s over And the world begins to lean I saw it all in your reflection I saw it all on TV I’ve been watching you get by And it’s enough to make a grown man cry And it’s not over till it’s over And the world begins to lean I saw it all in your reflection I saw it all on TV And it’s okay to be okay You don’t have to have a problem to get everything you wanted from this world
7.
In Commando’s opening scene two men pose with a Heil Mark III And my heart skips a beat Close Encounters had one too and it was red and white and blue And my knees go weak Because I love refuse trucks in films and I know every single one From 1969 to 1983 And you know Child’s Play 3 never really bothered me Except for one short scene A Bermers-Maxon Packer gave that doll some action And my knees went weak Because I love refuse trucks in films and I know every single one From 1969 to 1983 The obfuscation of our waste is the only thing that keeps us civilised In a world that’s not And my all-time favourite scene The LoadMaster 320 In Ghostbusters it makes me cry Every time that beautiful truck rolls by Because I love refuse trucks in films and I know every single one From 1969 to 1983 The obfuscation of our waste is the only thing that keeps us civilised In a world that’s not
8.
Time, I bet you’re sick of it I, I never see the benefit anymore The best days are behind And I’m just killing time It doesn’t mean what it means anymore And as time goes by if we all must die Then what’s the point of it When, when we reach the end of it What? What’s on the other side of it as you go? The best days are behind And I’m just killing time It doesn’t mean what it means anymore And as time goes by if we all must die Then what’s the point of it It doesn’t mean what it means anymore And as time goes by if we all must die Then what’s the point of it
9.
Kit 02:18
We’re all waiting here for you Move the consoles and computers out of view The world must seem so strange to you And I know that we will do our best by you Hey Kit I hope you call this home Hey Kit I hope you won’t be long We’ve been waiting here for days Four years old and blind but still so very brave Bumping into everything And so excited about everywhere you’ve been Hey Kit I hope you call this home Hey Kit I hope you won’t be long Hey Kit I hope you call this home Hey Kit I hope you won’t be long Hey Kit I hope you like this song that I wrote for you
10.
Photographs 02:39
I only love because time dictates I should I only miss you when I’m down I found a thousand ways to tell you that I care But not a single one was true Whos photographs will you hang on your wall Who’ll be there for you in the end? I wanted you to come and join me in the real world But this real-world is just pretend What will we do when we get too old and forget Every word we ever meant? I’m growing old I’m growing tired of new beginnings I just want something with an end Whos photographs will you hang on your wall Who’ll be there for you in the end? I wanted you to come and join me in the real world But this real-world is just pretend And when the credits roll You know you’ve got no soul So in the ground, we’ll dwell Because there’s nothing else Whos photographs will you hang on your wall Who’ll be there for you in the end? I wanted you to come and join me in the real world But this real-world is just pretend
11.
The oversimplification of everything will rot Everything that’s close to us and everything that’s not It’s history in the making You can make it You can make it what you want You’ve had your time so move aside for everything that’s next The future’s made from your mistakes but nothing’s ever said It’s history in the making And they’ll make it Yeah they’ll make it when you’re dead And if I was a fallen man with nothing left to lose I’d fall in line with everyone with nothing else to prove It’s history in the making You can make it you can make it Yeah it’s history in the making You can make it You can make it what you want
12.
I’m so giddy, I’m so high Makes it easier when I don’t wanna die So why don’t you try? Take it out in words that rhyme Words behind closed doors that make you sick When the margins kick It makes it harder It makes it harder It makes it harder to say Have a nice day and be on your way I’m still waiting on your lies Seven billion reasons why I don’t wanna try For a moment in time Fake a nervousness to hide A lack of empathy that lives inside Is the world still mine? It makes it harder It makes it harder It makes it harder to say Have a nice day and be on your way It makes it harder It makes it harder It makes it harder to say Have a nice day and be on your way It makes it harder It makes it harder It makes it harder to say Have a nice day and be on your way
13.
Twenty Two 03:06
We’re all twenty-two We haven’t got a clue And one day we will die What’s more important is the meantime We're working dead-end jobs And hating what we’re not So what’s the point in this? I still think that ignorance is bliss There’s another day there’s another way To get around that wall There’s another day there’s another way It’s still gonna hurt when you fall And what comes next we can only guess Cos life is one big mess We’re all seventeen There's nothing we haven’t seen We think that we’ve done it all But we’re getting lined up for a fall And no job's needed yet And six weeks of summer’s spent We’re not really doing much I’ve got some friends that keep in touch There’s another day there’s another way To get around that wall There’s another day there’s another way It’s still gonna hurt when you fall And what comes next we can only guess Cos life is one big mess There’s another day there’s another way To get around that wall There’s another day there’s another way It’s still gonna hurt when you fall And what comes next we can only guess Cos life is one big mess
14.

credits

released September 9, 2022

Performed By:
Adrian Killens - Guitars/Vocals
David Martin - Bass/Guitar/Backing Vocals
Scott Wilson - Drums/Percussion/Glockenspiel

Guest Musicians:
Simon Morgan - Piano on Friday Night at the Twitch Bar (Piano Rendition)
Niki Yaghmaee - Violin/Viola/Cello on California, Charlie Sheen, The Best Days Are Behind
Reggie Duncan - Pedal Steel on Refuse Trucks in Films
Owen Turner - Piano on California, Charlie Sheen, King of Everything, The Best Days Are Behind, Photographs, History in the Making. Trumpet on Twenty Two. Backing Vocals on Friday Night at the Twitch Bar, California

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Owen Turner at Sickroom Studios
All songs were written by Adrian Killens

Sleeve design by Daryl Blyth

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The British IBM was formed by retro enthusiast and singer-songwriter Aidy as a way of combining his two passions; indie rock and vintage computing. Joined by an innovative rhythm section featuring bassist David and drummer Paul, the trio have been performing and touring together for two years as 'Aidy' before The British IBM was officially born on the 1st January 2012. ... more

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